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Click Here to Tweet this Video http://ctt.ec/6oHO2 Click here to Share this Vid on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1AwOUCa Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnoslee... New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY MaxNoSleeves Videos:    / maxnosleeves   Twitter:   / maxnosleeves   Tumblr:   / maxnosleeves   Facebook:   / nosleevesmax   Instagram: @max_nosleeves Snapchat: maxnosleeves TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com First things first .. I’m the realest.. no haha but I am First things first, we think you’re pretty. You got hair you got smiles you got boobs you got butts I mean girls are so pretty. And we don’t mind telling you you’re pretty. Please don’t ask me a million times a day and please don’t ask me if that girl’s pretty too. Maybe throw us a compliment once in a while. Who doesn’t like hearing they’re pretty? Makeup - OH MY GOD – if you wanna put on a little makeup that’s great. And makeup looks good and you guys can be fucking wizard picasso’s with a blush brush, but you guys have to know that makeup matters way more to girls than it does to guys. and by that I mean, we can tell if a girl’s makeup is a train wreck. Maybe Her smokey eyes might look like she went bobbing for apples in a bucket of nutella (printer ink). Maybe her But for us it’s about a threshold. Once it’s ok, it’s all the same to us. The difference between “ok” makeup and “great” makeup – that shit matters WAY more to you gals than it does to us. We think you’re pretty and we’ve even seen you after a night of heavy drinking. I like whatever dress you like. Ok? If you’re going to keep trying on different outfits to show me then you better at least show me the in between. And on top of that? We don’t mind sweatpants or shorts and shit. Porn – it’s like candy, not a real meal. It’s not going to satisfy the real hunger, they don’t forget how great real food is, but candy works for right now, even if it causes cavities. It’s a lifesaver. Butterfinger? Talk about almond joy! Look I’m just trying to make my snickers starburst ok? It’s something to snack on and your hands are probably going to end up sticky, but at the end of the day, every guy will prefer a nice steak dinner. Well, now I’m hungry and Horny. We have to move our balls all the time. They stick to our leg, they get jumbled around half the time we don’t know what the fuck’s going on down there. But frankly we need to adjust and we want to make sure everything’s alright alright. You guys like purses. We get it. But we really like beer. So there’s that. We aren’t always thinking about sex. Sometimes we’re thinking about video games. You know what would be the hottest thing in the world? If you answer with a specific thing when I ask you what you want for dinner. There’s nothing more frustrating than “hey babe let’s get dinner what do you want?” oh I dunno… “well, do you want chicken, pasta, soup, Italian food, Mexican food, chinese food, vegan food, meatloaf, A pile of Cheese, baby formula, caramel popcorn? Subtlety works on guys about as well as bullets work on superman. It’s a bit of an old cliché at this point, but when we ask what’s wrong we’re expecting an answer. When we hear nothing’s wrong, we’re going to proceed as if nothing’s wrong. IF something’s wrong, please just tell us what you’re thinking or at least give us a ballpark clue don’t expect us to read minds.