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The Chaos Poem with an American Male Voice with Lyrics or Text

90% of even native English speakers CANNOT pronounce this Entire Poem correctly. If you can master this pronunciation poem you are on your way to becoming a VERY fluent English speaker. TEXT: Dearest creature in creation Studying English pronunciation, I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse. I will keep you, I will keep you, Susy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy; Tear in eye, your dress you'll tear; Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard and heard, Dies and diet, Lord and word. Sword and sward, retain and Britain, (Mind the latter, how it's written). Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague, But be careful how you speak, Say: break and steak but bleak and streak Cloven, oven; how and low; Script, receipt; shoe, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery; Daughter, laughter and Terpsichore; Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles; Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar and cigar, Solar, mica, war, and far. One, anemone; Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen; laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German; wind and mind; Scene, Melpomene, mankind; Scene, Melpomene, mankind; Billet does not end like ballet; Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet; Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount; load and broad; Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's O.K. When you say correctly; croquet; Rounded, wounded; grieve and sieve; Friend and fiend, alive and live, Ivy, privy; famous; clamour, And enamour rime with "hammer". River, rival; tomb, bomb, comb; Doll and roll, and some and home. Stranger does not rime with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Soul, but foul; and gaunt, but aunt; Font, front, won't; want, grand and grant; Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then; singer, ginger, linger. And then; singer, ginger, linger. Real, zeal; mauve, gauze and gauge; Marriage, foliage, mirage, age. Query does not rime with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post; and doth, cloth, loth; Job, knob; bosom, oath. Though the difference seems little We say actual, but victual; Reefer does not rime with deafer, Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Hint, pint; senate, but sedate. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific; Dull, bull; And, George; ate, late; Scenic, Arabic, Pacific; Science, conscience, scientific. Liberty, library; heave and heaven; Rachel, ache, moustache; eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed; People, leopard; towed, but vowed. Mark the differences moreover Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches; wise, precise; Chalice, but police and lice. Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label; Petal, penal and canal; Wait, surprise, plait, promise; pal. Worm and storm; chaise, chaos, chair; Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our, and succour, four; Gas, alas and Arkansas! Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern; cleanse and clean; Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian. Dandelion with battalion, Sally with ally, Yea, Ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary; Crevice and device and eyrie; Face, preface, but efface, Phlegm, phlegmatic; ass, glass, bass; Large, but target, gin, give, verging; Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging; Ear, but earn; and wear and tear. Do not rime with "here" but "ere". Seven is right, but so is even; Hyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen; Monkey, donkey; clerk and jerk; Asp, grasp, wasp; and cork and work. Pronunciation—think of psyche— Is a paling, stout and spikey; Won't it make you lose your wits, writing groats and saying "grits"? It's a dark abyss or tunnel, Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, housewife, verdict and indict Finally: which rimes with "enough", Though, through, plough, or dough or cough Hiccough has the sound of "cup", My advice is to give it up!