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(AUDIO ONLY) Scott the Woz vs. Tomoko Kuroki - MG Rap Battles (ft. JustGamer and Azia)

If I ever do anything that exceeds the absurdity of this matchup down the line you all have my permission to call the authorities to my doorstep. (This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History Youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)    / erb   Scott: (0:12) Hey all, Scott here! Today I wanna try something new So I'm facing a girl adored by sweaty nerds who think "I relate to you!" “But Scott!”, I hear you say, “I thought you at least respected anime?” I thought so too, ‘til I learned all she cares about is getting laid! And this connection doesn't make sense! What, we're both virgins and geeky nerds? But I'm banging beats like Barrel Blast and you're with Yuu-Chan and peeping her Looks, and thinks to grope her ass and touch Yoshida's bust a ton And making passes at your brother…your story is f**king dumb!! I'm watched by millions on Youtube while you clam up around guys, bitch This battle's black and white, not just ‘cuz of my color blindness So break a leg like it’s the Madden Curse! It’s your turn throwing bars at me in this turn-based battle…S**T IS THIS AN RPG!? Tomoko: (0:45) U-uh, h-hi, it's my turn to go, r-right? I don't like karaoke, but you were s-so bad on the mic That, surely I can clap right back to the awful crap you spat Because I’m Not Popular... I'll crush a white geek in a battle rap! Botched that verse more than your dinner, seems you couldn’t bring your beef in Failed to land a single Jeb-Jab, almost as if you’re the vegan All this pest is good for's raiding Reddits, this man-child thinks he's hurting me? Crush this bug like he’s a cockroach and watch him join his fellow murderees! You say that I’m deprived but don’t think that’s something you lack, man At least I’m not the one that gets a boner over Pac-Man! Like sheesh! You’re such a loser! Even I wouldn’t wanna be you Obsessed over Nintendo games, just shut the fuck up 'bout the Wii U! Gave Bargain Bin schlock to charity, that's the worst stuff I've seen gifted And I, received a condom but you fucked your friends on Christmas! After watching through your shit skits, all your comedy is long gone Fitting for this terminal illness to spread riding off The Nerd and Jontron! Scott: (1:31) …What the f**k was that?! I guess it’s the second time that you’ve ran a track while full of crap Cause that verse stunk! If you want some tips on how to be fresh Go bathe in cologne and ditch the perfume smell everyone detests! Motion controls look dumb but I still Fling Smash in fights and kick in losers While you pu**ied out on bearing arms like you are the Chicken Shooter! I play games out of passion while you’re desperate to be the star to kids you'd cheat against for recognition; you're only the Queen of the V-Card! I thought Zip Lash gave me strife, but with how bad you rocked the mic The thing that always beats you down the most is literally your life! Between your wrapped perception, bad luck and trashy antics everywhere you go It’s not Awesome, Baby…your series blows! Tomoko: (2:04) Like you on a Wii Music session? At least I know how to swing on beats While setting your house on fire is the only time you're bringing heat It's rich you call me trash, with how you’re hoarding all that lame junk Losing it so much, like you're getting robbed and bankrupt! We both saw outside help to change, but do you think that you're better? Because while I grew as a person you just Borderlined Forever So with all your buttons pushed, I'll just leave you with the L Stick to what you're best at and shake off your Wiimote to yourself! (heh heh heh) JustGamer as Scott the Woz    / @justgamerrapbattles   Azia as Tomoko Kuroki    / @azia_   Written by MetaMachine, GamingPlush64 and Nekomancer Chiseled by Nekomancer, King Mewtwo and Shimario Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan Thumbnail by JK03 Beat by Kustom