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The Artful Dodger vs. Seychelles Spartan | Epic Football Showdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, football fans, and casual observers alike, prepare yourselves for a clash that's about to unfold before your very eyes! Tonight's match brings us a showdown between two of the most iconic figures in football matches that happen to occur in a sports hall in Wimbledon on a Wednesday. In the bibs, we have the indomitable Sergio, ‘The Artful Dodger’ the elder statesman of the pitch. This man doesn't just run; he marathons his way through matches as if he's got a bus to catch in the next county. Rumour has it he once completed a full 60 minutes without breaking a sweat – which is impressive since he is usually trying to take on the whole team solo. But don't let his occasional distribution fool you; Sergio is a paragon of fair play. In fact, he's so clean, he makes soap look dirty. Never a foul, never a bad tackle... or so he claims. It's amazing how many "accidental" collisions this Artful Dodger can have in one match. But with no referee on the field, who's keeping score? Certainly not Sergio's bruised opponents! And in the non-bibs, hailing from the sun-soaked shores of Seychelles, it's the one, the only, ‘Seychelles Spartan’ Rondy! This fireball of energy makes the Energizer Bunny look like it needs a nap. With a shot so good it could split atoms, Rondy is a force to be reckoned with. But it's not just his footwork that'll leave you in awe - his signature battle cry of "Ey ey!" has been known to shatter opposition defenses and nearby windows with equal efficiency. As these two titanic leaders face off, one question remains: Will ‘The Artful Dodger’ Sergio's marathon endurance outlast ‘Seychelles Spartan’ Rondy's high-voltage enthusiasm? Or will Rondy's tenacity triumph over Sergio's, shall we say, "creative" interpretation of the rulebook? Buckle up, folks. This isn't just a football match; it's a collision of continents, a battle of philosophies, and quite possibly the most entertaining 60ish minutes you'll spend without a Netflix subscription. Let the games begin! Sergio (C), Duval, Michas, Faris, Elliot, Archie vs Rondy, Rick, Percy, Pat, Louis, Salman Goals 00:00 Kickoff 01:22 Faris 01:41 Percy 02:35 Archie 03:38 Michas 04:02 Faris 04:29 Faris 06:43 Archie 07:28 Pat 07:54 Percy 10:05 Archie 10:36 Michas 11:01 Rondy 13:15 Rondy 14:23 Archie 15:24 Duval 17:01 Archie 18:10 Elliot 20:23 Michas