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Pack Yer Bags - Skipton Alfie

GET UP Flight to catch, plans to hatch. Clean me teeth, ye, we goin’ Ibiza! Seven days o’ holiday with all the amigos. Only problem – I can only pack 10 kilos. Sun cream: check. Sun hat: check. 10 box o’ Yorkshire Tea: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck! Let’s get lightly caffeinated. Holiday time no downs just ups Pack my kettle and pack my cups Don’t wanna be a cheeky numpty On me holiday I can’t get a decent cuppa tea Trunks, leave it, no room Tea: pack it, pack it, pack it Shades, leave it, no room Tea: pack it, pack it, pack it. Passport, leave it – actually, no, yeah, pack that. Shout out passports! Gold tea, I packed it packed it. Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it. Decaf tea, I packed it packed it, packed it packed it packed it packed it. Gold tea, I packed it packed it. Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it. Decaf tea, I packed it packed it PACK YER BAGS! Airport security, nearly there, they ask – “do you have anything to declare?” “10 kilos of the good stuff, mate!” “Come with me, sir” “Yeah, fair enough”   Nine hours later I’m sat on the plane Holiday time - let’s make it rain. Sambucca: shot? Tequila: shot? Rather have a Yorkshire Tea in a teapot! Cabin crew to doors for arrival. The local time is TEA-TIME. Yorkshire to Spain Straight from the plane Gettin’ on it early - Lorraine! Shout out Lorraine! Sunrise chilling, hot drink swilling, Pool gone brown ‘cause the tea we spillin’ in. Brew concoctor, you can’t describe my tea in words. Dolittle Doctor, the way I’m chattin’ to these birds. Let’s get lightly caffeinated Now I’m in the club queue it’s chock-a-block, so I sneak a Yorkshire bag in me sock. Start to dance with a señorita, como estas, nice to meet ya. “Let’s get out of here, vamos. This club is Señor Ramos.” Outside mine she says with a wink: “You wanna come mine for a beverage drink?” “Do you have protection?” This kettle has an internal fuse if that’s what you mean?” “Err… no?” Put a dunk in it Gold tea, I packed it packed it. Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it. Decaf tea, I packed it packed it. PACK YER BAGS! Gold tea, I packed it packed it. Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it. Decaf tea, I packed it packed it. PACK YER BAGS!